So I was thinking whilst on the toilet…
The legal age is 16 to have sex, and yet the legal age to watch sex (porn) is 18 or 21 depending where you live in the world. So once you hit 16. It’s safe to have sex, but you can’t watch it yet? Like what the fuck.
So urm, y’know when people get so bored they make a blog post about something completely irrelevant to the world. Well my time is now.
So let’s start with the two emoticons that have their arms stuck out. And when placed together looks like they are hugging each other. Now I think Microsoft have touched up on anti-racism and anti-sexism here. When together a white man is hugging a black woman. So this clears up any arguments against Microsoft being either racist or sexist. If you start playing about with these two characters you start to find things out. Such as if you have the woman on the right, and man on the left. You see that they are giving eachother anal sex via a double ended dildo. Having two men or two women together also results in anal sex.
Let’s move on to the dude with glasses on. Well where can we start? This emoticon is the reason for the majority of cyber bullying. Let’s face it, what’s the best way to represent someone who is a speccy four eyes? By simply typing ‘8-|’.
And I don’t get that confused emoticon ‘:S’ Since when does your mouth ever go into a swirly S shape? It’s like impossible isn’t it?
All of the other emoticons I’m not really having a problem with. Apart from most of them being completely useless. At a reasonable guess, more than 90% of WLM users haven’t even touched some of the emoticons that are out there. Such as ‘(mp)’ and ‘(pl)’.
Well thanks for reading my useless post. I may do another random shitty post later on if I’m bored.